Don't get me wrong: I LOVE my mom. She did a fantastic job raising me, if I do say so myself. There are very few people that I would replace my mom with for a chance to be raised by them, and it's a pretty exclusive list: Dolly Parton, Cher, and Reba McEntire.
I know, I know. I have good taste in celebrity moms. And based on evidence, Reba would be an EXCELLENT choice.