I think every Thanksgiving dinner has the same cousin who makes the meal super uncomfortable for everyone else.
You know the one — every year they show up with a different date who's always just a bit more problematic than the last one; they're always super keen on turning dinner into a business proposal to try and sell you all on their latest pyramid scheme; and they never bring their own dish but they're more than happy to pack away several Ziplock baggies of leftovers for themselves.
Yeah, no one likes that person. But this year, why not outshine that person in terrible-ness by wearing your very own Inflatable Christmas Roast Turkey costume!