Marriage is like your favorite pair of shoes, they're reliable, you love how you look in them, and they go with anything... Wait, no, now I'm just describing shoes. Anyway, marriage can be a rollercoaster, fast-paced, exhilarating, lots of ups and downs, and you're strapped into a metal cart that is attached to a metal track... Oh, damn, I've done it again.
Regardless of my meandering and ill-focused metaphors, marriage is a lot of things, exciting, difficult, at times exhausting, but in the end, a potentially wonderful experience. And, with that in mind, here are a handful of funny marriage quotes that just get it.
