Christmas is approaching and I gotta say, I'm so excited. I just love all the stuff that comes with it: holiday cocktails, boozy get togethers, tipsy decorations, wine advent calendars, and of course, time with loved ones.
The gremlins get super stoked for Christmas too, obviously. They sit down and write letters to Santa, plan out their Christmas morning gift-opening strategy, and just generally eat a lot of sugar and go nuts — which I love.
But the one thing they always count on is seeing the Elf on the Shelf in a different spot and doing a different thing every. single. day. Which I hate.
That creepy elf with his blank stare and psychopathic smile is the worst part about the holidays and I'm ready to send him packing.