Reddit | Thighrocker

16 Pics That Prove We're Not Here For A Long Time Or A Good Time

Diply 3 Jul 2018

The world is a cold, hard place to exist. Unfortunately, we really don't have a choice in the matter. We were brought into this world recklessly, and recklessly we shall live.

Once you accept the futility of our existence, it becomes much easier to find small, fleeting moments of pure joy. So if you're finding that the struggle is actually real, just laugh it off and repress your memories like the rest of functioning society.

1. I want to know what foundation she's using so I can never, ever buy it. 

Meme | Meme

Your makeup shouldn't be rubbing off that easily, but I also doubt that anyone should be falling face first into a bed that forcefully, so...

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2. If you're running out of nightmare fuel, don't stress. We have this image of a spider hiding on bum Kleenex to keep you up at night. 

Reddit | starseedlove

I would say sweet dreams, but you won't be sleeping anytime soon.

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3. This is the kind of image that makes me believe that the devil is real and his minions are living happily among us. 

Smosh | Smosh

Yogurt and Pepsi are fine separately, but when you put them together, all you get it straight-up filth.

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4. I guess you gotta move out, because this spider lives here now and there's not enough room for the both of you. 

Acid Cow | Acid Cow

Just give him your keys, Dave. There's really no use in dragging this out.

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5. No one actually stuffs themselves inside a locker on purpose.

Imgur | elputa

It's just not where you want to be. Ideally, you want to be as far away from high school as possible.

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6. Some people weren't destined for Chef's Table. 

Acid Cow | Acid Cow

Or for the kitchen table, dining table, or basically any place where they are able to prepare food for others. You can't cook, Chad. Just take your date to a drive-thru, because anything would be better than this.

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7. If your marriage was already on the rocks before this sad little game started, I guess you're probably divorced by now. 

Acid Cow | Acid Cow

I can't think of anything less appealing than having my face rubbed into your dirty linoleum, Kyle.

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8. Honestly, I can't think of a better way to leave this earth. 

Acid Cow | Acid Cow

Someone blow me away with your stinky jean fart bombs, because I am done here and you should be, too.

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9. Let this be a lesson to you all. If you think a situation can't get worse, just remember that it can and probably will. 

Reddit | lessons_learnt

Don't tempt the fickle gods of love, because they will scorn you any chance they get.

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10. I hate to admit it, but I'm on the fake bear's side. 

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

Black Friday is actually the worst thing that's ever happened to America since Putin decided to make it personal.

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11. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the dog is still kickin' it. 

Reddit | ThienHuuDo

Sure, the vet bill wasn't cheap, but can you put a price on drool and unlimited shedding? I don't think so.

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12. This is just another little reason why human beings are the scum of the earth. 

Reddit | Gradians

Not that we needed anymore, but unfortunately, they just keep coming — much like those unsolicited sexts we all receive the second we join Tinder.

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13. Cooking isn't easy, and neither is common sense. 

Reddit | Thighrocker

Some people are way better off just eating takeout and microwave dinners every single meal. It's much less dangerous that way.

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14. Sharing is actually caring, especially when it comes to alcohol. 

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

Plus, it turns out that the grass is truly greener on the other side of the fence. Our worst fear was right all along.

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15. Well, that's one way to operate an uber. 

Reddit | Toast78

Although I think this is an awesome lifehack when you're in a pinch, it's probably not the best long-term solution available.

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16. I guess this person just has to finish the entire bottle in one sitting.

Reddit | GotTheBloodlustPerry

I guarantee that it won't be much of an issue, since most of us just really want an excuse to get belligerently intoxicated.

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