15+ Things That We Probably Wouldn't Have Believed Without Photo Evidence

I'll give her this, any friends that she gets separated from won't have too tough of a time finding her.

However, considering that these ones apparently made some weird seething sound whenever anybody approached these bikes, that's just the solemn reality they had to accept.

I suppose that if you had asked me to imagine such a thing, this toothy specimen that looks like it's made of socks would probably be close to what I'd come up with.

And considering that I'm not usually the type to go out of my way in search of giant, screaming, purple-faced babies, that's probably for the best.

Like, does he think that the horse's legs will suddenly move hyper fast like it's trying to start up the Flintstones' car if he boldly goes where no one has gone before like this?

I kind of want to live in his world, but it ain't this one.

While it seems like a great choice of decor if you're trying to prevent anyone from visiting, I'd still be curious to know how well their business is doing here.

Yeah, when that stuff apparently includes a bat with nails pounded into it, it's probably best to leave it with a mutual friend.

Although that friend might also have some questions when all is said and done.

I suppose crocodiles and alligators can have chill days just like everybody else, but I'm happy enough to not gamble on which days those are.

These are some fearless kids.

Also, I guess it makes the people behind you a lot less likely to honk at how long you're taking when you can stare into their souls the whole time.

Sure, I've seen some guys out there give their pet bears affectionate snuggles before, but they usually limited that to their backyards.

I never would've guessed there were such a thing as inside bears.

I can only imagine them thinking, "Yup, those look great" with half-lidded eyes and no realization whatsoever that they just built Obstacle Course Avenue.

Of course, that only begs the question of why there's an upside down room with aliens chilling in it like they're not making a mockery of our pathetic earthling gravity.

It's like riding in the trunk wasn't unsafe enough without the part where they leave it open with nothing making sure they don't fly out.

Just, why?!

Oh sure, there's all sorts of equipment that's actually safe to do this kind of work with, but I guess this is what happens when the job listing cites "comfort with heights" and "tendency to not ask questions" as ideal qualities.

After all, it seems like it couldn't be more comfortable with this situation even though these dog masks would only fill our heads with questions. Possibly questions about upcoming bank robberies.

However, I can only say that those who ask that question haven't spent a lot of their time with geese. That untitled goose game isn't too far off, folks.

Instead, let me extend my deepest sympathies to whoever had to put it up. I'm sorry that happened to you.

It's not that these little decorations are all that disturbing, but I've never seen any that were fastened in such a worrying fashion.

You can tell because of all the weird blurring, but in this case, the people pictured are probably glad of it.

That looks like it hurts and the kid's face kind of says it all. Next time, maybe make sure there are enough stools for everyone.

These are pretty clearly meant to be Adam and Eve, but I just can't handle the facial expressions. They creep me out so much.

Though at the same time, it's definitely memorable.

Redditor ElJonJon86 said it best: "I'm torn between "Chewie's Angels" and "The Wookiepuff Girls".

That's about the only good thing I can say about this. Presumably there was some official, safer way to do whatever it is they are doing.

I'm both impressed by the creepiness of the weapon and really wondering about the mental health of the person who made it.

What? You need more in life than condoms, cologne, and Pokémon? Clearly, you are a failure as a person.

Also, they apparently have a bacteria in their stomachs that make them spell like buttered popcorn.

Oh no, there's totally nothing sinister about this discovery. Imagine just walking along the beach, looking for pretty rocks, and seeing that staring back at you.

I like how they seem to think that nine olives are enough to make this even close to a pizza.

The rice is the worst.

Because we should totally shame this guy on the internet, but someone should also inform him of how stupid this is IRL.

And then please tell me that there are no actual children — or drunk teenagers — able to access this particular balcony.

Is this an interactive exhibit? Like, do you get to break the eggs that are taped to the guy? That could be cathartic.

Most stations have breakaway systems installed to prevent further damage to the pumps. They also appreciate it if you return them.

Still, what kind of person just wanders up to one in the woods and takes a massive bite out of it? Ew.

Look, we just want basic home economics classes brought back into schools so we know how to work kitchen appliances without burning the house down. You guys were "practicing" how to get married and feed each other cake.

Due to the Redditor who shared this having unclear punctuation, I can't be certain if this was taken at a generic store in which beer is purchased or it it was literally The Beer Store, which is a thing in Ontario, Canada.

Something about this being spotted at a record store in Salem, MA really makes sense to me.

Then I'd do my darnedest to pass them and get far ahead. Because that's an accident and a traffic jam just waiting to happen.

Oh, excuse me, I mean "than future President of the United States Tony Hawk" because he's winning whether he wants to or not.

Really, the fact that it's not at the top of a beanstalk is enough of a surprise on its own.