I'm currently on my third, possibly fourth, cup of coffee today and I still feel like a bag of hot garbage that missed pick-up and has been sitting curbside all week. So maybe it's time we try something else to perk us up a bit.
If your body is also inexplicably immune to the jittery, energy-boosting effects of a good ol' cup of joe today, you'll definitely appreciate these hilarious tweets from women.
So step away from the machine, it's not doing you any favors, and instead take a moment to enjoy some gut-busting tweets, courtesy of the wonderful ladies of Twitter.