Quotes For People Who Need A Serious Memory Reboot

Actually, let me rephrase that: I lost my ability to remember things that are even slightly important in my life, like where I dropped my keys, whether or not I grabbed the laundry out of the dryer, or where that mug of coffee ended up on its sad little journey around my kitchen.

It's not a very fun game, but we play it super often and I always end up losing.

Or winning, I guess, depending on how you look at it.

For instance, just yesterday I was supposed to make a very important phone call at 3 PM sharp, a fact which I remembered at exactly 10:27 PM.

And last week, I forgot I was making spaghetti so guess who ended up eating overcooked noodles and burnt sauce for dinner?

I may have forgotten my coffee mug for hours in my kitchen today, but you can bet I still know all the words to "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

And I would be happy to demonstrate it for you, except we may want to wait because I just remembered I left my mug on the counter again.

(It's OK. This time it's tea.)