Chickens Wearing Tutus Is Exactly The Kind Of Wholesome Content We All Need

So next time you come across a chicken and you think it's giving you a funny look, it's probably because you've crossed paths before and it's trying to remember your name because isn't it just so awkward when you know you know someone but their name is just completely gone from your head?

Chickens are good with faces but no one ever said they're pros at remembering names.

An alarm cluck.

Also, can we take a moment to appreciate that this little chick looks like it's wearing a cupcake liner and there has never been anything cuter ever pictured before in the history of mankind?

And I'm sure at that time the joke was so fresh that those New Yorkers who got to read it first fell off their chairs laughing at its absurdity.

Whereas nowadays the joke is so stale that we need reinventions to even give the tiniest chuckle, such as: "Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something."

"Dad, look what marma-laid!"

If you didn't at least chuckle at that, you may want to give it another go. It could be good for you. After all, breakfast humor is the most important joke of the day.

I don't even have a joke for this one. I just think that's incredible. Imagine cracking open an egg and finding not one, not two, but nine yolks inside? I'd love to know what that chicken was eating when it produced that mutant egg because wow.

She was no spring chicken.

Let's take a brief pause and appreciate this chicken while she appreciates herself in the mirror. Beauty recognizes beauty, and in the words of Shakespeare, "if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen?" What a poet.

I personally felt like this little American-related chicken fact was perfectly fitting to go above this picture of a chicken proudly sporting a red, white, and blue tutu. If you say you've seen a more patriotic bird before you're lying. I don't recall ever seeing a bald eagle sport an American flag-inspired tutu before.

The Cluck o’the Irish!

Fun fact: in Ireland, 94% of the population consumes chicken at least once a week, and the average household actually consumes it three times a week. Who knew the Irish were so crazy for poultry?

But judging from the impressive amount of feathers this particular tutu-wearing chicken has, I'd say she's feeling pretty-stress free right about now. Not surprising, considering she's spending her afternoon modeling a tutu while lounging in a miniature carriage. There are worst ways to spend a Wednesday, I'm sure.

Because they've been known to beat eggs.

Let's all appreciate this elegant bird and her magnificent tutu that compliments her brown feathers perfectly. Truly a fashion icon. And that side-eye? Flawless.

Of course I had to leave the cutest fact to go along with the cutest picture of two more hens sporting cupcake-liner tutus.

If there's anything that this collection of chicken pictures has taught me, it's that chickens look better in tutus than I ever will and I am more than okay with that.

h/t: Bored Panda